by #youwish February 10, 2019

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.
Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018

Robert is a dickhead who will never find love he plays rainbow six Seige isnt of play minecraft. he loves the part in south park where cartman shits himself
by anti Robert gang October 11, 2019

Robert is A homophobic little piece of shit. He never knows when to keep his mouth shut. Fucking fat ass. Annoying af.
Robert-hates gay people
by 111Robloxdude April 26, 2019

A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.
by Didn’t do February 19, 2019

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy
by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018

A guy who is indescribable in a bad way. He wears his top inside out and is annoying and more annoying case closed
by Beththebitcg May 9, 2019
