Robert

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.

Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.

by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018

Robert

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy

guy 1: Who that new kid

guy 2: he look like a bum

guy 1: must be a robert

by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018

Robert

Quiet kid. Also known as the new guy.

Teenager1: "Hey did you see the cute new kid."
Teen2:"Yeah. He's called Robert"

by #youwish February 10, 2019

Robert

A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.

Robert turned my kid skinny

by Didn’t do February 19, 2019

Robert

Robert is a little bitch who gets no girls he has no dick he is fat as hell and ugly as hell he is the most annoying person ever and is gay

Robert sucks dick for free !!!

by Chicken nuggets123456 April 10, 2019

Robert

Robert is A homophobic little piece of shit. He never knows when to keep his mouth shut. Fucking fat ass. Annoying af.

Robert-hates gay people

by 111Robloxdude April 26, 2019

Robert

A guy who is indescribable in a bad way. He wears his top inside out and is annoying and more annoying case closed

*person one being annoying *
Person two : stop being a Robert

by Beththebitcg May 9, 2019