Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

FULL ROAST

Full sexual intercourse between a male and female. This is often built up to with a 'HALF ROAST' generally foreplay of some sort.

Male:- Hi babe i've had such a busy day at work and i'm bloody starving

Female:- I'll put some food in the oven duck

Male:- Arr great... Any chance of a FULL ROAST after?

Female:- Sounds good to me, I might even treat you to a HALF ROAST if you eat all your dinner.

by FR04STR December 18, 2014

death road to canada

The only game where you can get killed by stubbing your toe and telling your car to COOL IT

Death road to canada be like> Car *breaks down*
guy1 COOL IT

by COOL IT May 10, 2019

roadside-rhino

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.

Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.

by laysiege June 26, 2010

Roast

To tell someone off with a bad ass comeback.

Roast:

Boy: "kill yourself"

Girl: "if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your Ego and jump to your IQ"

by Nikki Fazbear November 20, 2016

Roadman

typical teenage boys who drop out of school and instead do these things:
Smokes weed
wears tracksuit bottoms with bomber jacket
rides around the area on bikes
commit crimes (robbery in particular)
shows aggressive and intimidating behavior

lives on benefits
acts tough/ hard *slang for tough*
Chill in shady areas on in front of fast food restaurants

*note if you want to be a roadman you must do most/all of the things above*

Manz a roadman cuz!

by HeyB0ss December 5, 2015

dry roasted

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015