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Speed Ricer

The driver of a modified car (usually an import) who thinks his "badass" car is as tricked out as Speed Racer's 'Mach 5' in the 1960's cartoon series.

See ricer.
"Go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go Speed Ricer, go!!"
by Strife_07 September 11, 2007
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Tex Ritter

Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,

like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!
by johnnymack March 21, 2017
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pulling a ritter

To unhinge your jaw in order to fit more dicks.
Stacy pulled a ritter last night and i heard she got 10 dicks in her mouth at once.

pulling a ritter
by dick mountain jr. jr. April 22, 2010
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ricer flyby

What a Civic does once he's been owned.
I had a couple of greyhounds on the Civic when he pulled his little ricer flyby.
by Nismo October 12, 2003
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Ricer Doorbell

Instead of ringing the doorbell or knocking on the door upon arriving at another person's domicile, the ricer will instead rev the engine of their unnecessarily loud Honda, Toyota, or Mitsubishi.
Person 1:Did you hear that shit? Some ricer is just revving his motor in your neighbor's driveway

Person 2: Nah, that's just my hoodrat neighbor's boyfriend. He thinks his Civic is a fucking race car, so he rings the ricer doorbell whenever he picks her up.

Person 1: What a douchebag
by JohnnyRicer April 9, 2010
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Lim Ricker

The art of wearing company colors in the means of team spirit while being a total Rim Licker.
Craig stop distributing that company propaganda with hostile intent you lim ricker.
by Brian Mahaffey November 26, 2010
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Ricer

A small vehicle that's big on ignorance. Usually laden with asinine "mods", like garish plastic ground effects that were never painted to match the rest of the car, a giant whale-tail even though it's front-wheel-drive, and a fart-can whose sound encourages everyone to turn and laugh at the driver.

This phenomenon is sad, really. It may have resulted from the fact that stupid consumers flocked to front-wheel drive, despite the fact that these cars handle like a sled on concrete and AREN'T WORTH MODIFYING.
Back in our parents' day, kids would save up to buy an old Chevelle and work on it until it was a V-8 powerhouse.

Today, most of that demographic has been replaced with spoiled brats who think they can buy performance in the form of stickers and a subwoofer. Instead of wasting their money on these laughable ricers, they could have scoped out Auto Trader for a great muscle car and owned a classic.
by Information Central March 9, 2004
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