retired

The feeling of being both tired and retarded at the same time. The feeling usually occurs at work on a Monday after binge drinking all weekend.

"Holy crap, I am so retired."
"Dude, seriously you are freakin' retired!"

by Maweasal February 29, 2008

Columbian Retirement Package

A kilo of cocaine.

Guy #1: Ey cabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.

by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009

retinize

To see and recognize "with your own eyes"... From a combination of retina (eye part) and recognize (to see or understand). Can be used in a number of ways.

Clever exclamation method: "Eye's retinize dat..."
Not so clever method: I (eye) retinize you..."

by Cranko Zabotnik July 12, 2006

retiterate

To ask a women to "re-show" her tits

Man: Hey baby, wanna retiterate for me?
Woman: What?
Man: Take your shirt off again sexy!

by Nikolai996 August 17, 2010

Retsub

Noun. When somebody is being a really good friend and is not being a buster.

Thanks for the acai bowl my retsub!

by Almighty Word Maestro September 23, 2019

Retrumplican

A political party of those who are staunch supporters of Donald Trump's political ideology. Seperate from Democrat, Republican or Independant parties.

I support the Retrumplican party.

by MsMini May 14, 2021

Born to be Retired

Working your entire career in boring, mundane (usually government) jobs, always dreaming about retirement. Total employment aspirations include nothing more than to putting your time in and finally retiring.

Hey, Sue, How is retirement going?
Oh, I was born to be retired!

by SueCQ March 7, 2011