retarded

The act of getting wasted on drink or drugs ie. being in a retarded state.

man I drank so much last night I was retarded.
and
Lets get retarded.

by Zoomer October 24, 2003

retarded

The state of being high, as in the Black Eyed Peas song, "Let's Get Retarded!"

What are you doing this weekend, 'cuz I wanna get retarded.

by ndavis000 January 11, 2005

retard

1 a word used by bullies to label people or be mean there fore the person who called the other person a retard is the real retard
2 a rude synonym for some one with a mental or physical disability often some one who calls people names is a threw retard

1, Joann is so mean that he called Jesse a retard because he lost his pen (that means Joann is a bully)
2, john was obsessed so Joann called him a retard (Joann is a bully)

by john anders March 24, 2007

retard

a stupid person.

You are a retard.

by tan-latina:) February 27, 2010

retarded

Someone who is a dumb fuck and eats tar.

Jack ate tar he is so retarded. (real life example)

by Getrekt1738 March 26, 2016

retarded

an adjective used to describe something or someone that is pleasing to the eye, or looks good.

"Yo! Check out that honey... she's retarded/"

"Man your car looks retarded, them 21 inch rims are really retarded."

by katch22 May 01, 2004

retarded

In this day and age, "retarded" is just another word for cool, dope, tight, chill, or whatever you say when you like something.

Beach Dude#1: Dude #2, the waves look pretty retarded out there, you wanna go catch them?
Beach Dude#2: SWEET!

Homeboy#1: Yo dawg... The clubs gonna be off da hook ta-nite. You down?
Homeboy#2: Hellz yeah homeboy#1, is gonna be retarded, foo.

RichBitch#1: Like, OMG... my dad just like totally got me the new 2005 BMW645ci. It's like, totally retarded! I love it!
RichBitch#2: That's hot... Didn't he like, get you the like, 2004 one last year?

Redneck: Ya'll imma go catchya some salmon for good eatin' tonight.
6 rednick kids: pop that's retarded!

ChineseGirl#1: Ching yong boing noi lang dong fang!
ChineseGirl#2: Pong bing dong retarded!

by Jimmy March 03, 2005