core retarded

Core retardation is the pure essence of someone being retarded. It can be used as an insult to everyone for whom the phrase "you are fucking retarded" just isn't enough.

Person 1 drops food on Donnies floor.
Then Donnie can say: You fucked up my room for the third time this week you core retarded piece of fucking aids!

by konnie&dolia June 14, 2018

full blown retard

A retard that is not like other retards, but an EXTREME retard.

Guy: hey what's going on? Retard: duhhhuhuh wee mee flap flap mee flap flap mee-ASS CONE guy: damn he is a full blown retard

by A random guy who is not gayy February 11, 2014

Retardicus

A hero to the roman people who slays dildos,cow,snails,and Jesus.

"Ya, Me and Jo and Retardicus went outside one day and we were like WOW who put this Rome here."

by Jhary March 28, 2008

Retardiot

Someone that is both a retard and an idiot, use when neither "retard" nor "idiot" suffice.

ree-TARD-eee-itt

Stop being such a retardiot, you retardiot.

Jesus, you are such a retardiot.

by Retardiot October 28, 2010

Retardashian

A brainless, whining, self-absorbed fame whore. They are famous for no reason whatsoever and have throngs of cameras following them everywhere they go. Common characteristics of Retardashians include: dark hair, large rear ends and small IQ's. They are often spotted on the arms of large, mouth breathing athletes. They have been known to marry just for fun.

Can you believe that Retardashian ended her marriage after only 72 days?

by kcsmawm1 January 28, 2012

retardon

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."

"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"

by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013

Retarded Orgasm

Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.

Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.

Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.

*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*

Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?

Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*

by Demendes April 24, 2014