Religious Uncertainty

Whatever banal point you're trying to make...

Hym "About religious uncertainty doesn't apply here AND I have a retort... But not now. You'll know it when you see it. And beyond that... I don't call myself Bruce... Get it? BEYOND? Like, Batman BEYOND? Ah? Aah? Eheheheheh!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

Religious Pluralism

Unlike what most dumbasses will tell you, religious pluralism is not the idea that ever religion is correct, but instead the idea that anyone can attain spiritual enlightenment no matter what religion they were raised to believe

(Average televangelist who probably only does it for the money): Religious pluralism can’t be true! Islam and Christianity believe two different things about Jesus, therefore I have the right to force my fundamentalist religious zeal on others!
Blake (very cool guy): Bro stfu

by Urbandefiner1888 February 20, 2022

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

religious clickbait

a type of video were it has the one who made this video say "(insert religious idol) wants you to see this" or "scroll if you hate (this religious idol the audience believes in)" to make the audience believe that the person who created this video is talking about how the audience from any religion can be saved according to the religion the audience believes in but in reality the people who make these videos are in it for the money and don't want to spread their religious views which then that video then gets remixed so that either the original owner of those types of videos or the person who remixed that video gets more views/likes/subscribers and mostly do it for attention and clout.

video: scroll if you hate (religious figure the audience believes in) person 1: ok I'm a (insert religion related to that video) and i know for a fact that this is religious clickbait

by Alefain December 11, 2024

Religious People

Don't get a say.

Hym "You don't get a say Jew lover. Religious people are going to get your kids killed. Get your guns ready on both the child murder and not child murder side because it's almost child murder o'clock."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Mutli-Religious

Mutli-Religious is someone who believes or believes in multiple religions! This can be that someone fluctuates between multiple religions, someone who believes in separate parts of religions, someone who follows multiple religions, etc.

B just said they belive in Jesus and Budda?

Oh yeah B is Mutli-Religious, They tend to flip flop.

by BloodMoon Night February 3, 2025