Rubbing the Smurf

Vigorous stimulation of the pope's mushroom. AKA doing the totem pole.

Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf

by Smurfman11 September 2, 2010

testicular rubbing

When one places there hands upon there testicals to arouse the whole penis.. in other words.. YOU GOT A WOODY BEEZY

I was watching star wars episode 3 and i said "this is worse then a testicular rubbing from a midget" then my friend tim walked up and started rubbing my nuts and said "your a dork for watching star wars!"

by Grembline Spear May 23, 2005

rubbing staches

When you make out with a girl that has more or equal amount of facial hair (specifically the mustache) as the male. it is considered rubbing staches.

When Nick Belton makes out with his girlfriend, they are rubbing staches.

See Nick Belton (pussy whipped definition 47, page 7)

by Meitein January 31, 2010

rubbing mustache

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

by johnhenry June 1, 2004

rubbing

The act of placing snuff in between ones lip and gum, then sucking on it, getting it in you teeth, spitting juice down your lip, and generally making yourself look like a total White Trash piece of feces.

I caught my girlfriend/sister rubbing my snuff the other day. I'll be danged if that doesn't make her look like an even sexier white trash hoopy slut.

by Handy Shizzle November 14, 2003

Ribbing

The act of pouring bar-b-que sauce on your penis before inserting it into the female's mouth, anus, or vagina.

My girl and I were ribbing last night, when I ran out of K.C. Msterpiece.

by Markstanks5445 December 11, 2012

Robbing

noun- 1. rolling in shit to cover up one's natural human smell; a natural repellent for both animals and humans 2. when one goes on a solo mission for the amusement of only himself and his troop (known to be especially destructive)
3. urinating on the door and door knob of a residence and ringing the door bell to both bring the urine to the attention of the home owner and cause the person to touch the urine residing on the knob.

You guys, matt was definatly robbing this weekend.

by C-whit December 9, 2008