Rachel

name, typically female. kind, compassionate, beautiful, and smart. Usually spends a lot of time on MLIA while watching Glee.

guy 1: "did you see Rachel today?"
guy 2: "heck yes, she's just as gorgeous as ever!"

by gleek.1 October 23, 2009

Rachel

She is crazy. She is beautiful. She WILL be come a stripper.

Rachel was really cool last night. Her butt was jiggling like crazy!

by Cat lover 🥶 June 6, 2021

Rachel

Rachel is the most beautiful amazing wonderful girl you will ever meet. She extremely kind and caring to all she is the nicest person you will ever meet, she loves animals and babies. Rachel is smart, silly and her personality is one of a kind. Rachel has the most beautiful eyes and sexy bod. She is tall and athletic and loves going on adventures and getting into trouble. She is funny and a great person to be around she has an infectious smile that can’t be matched and her jokes are top notch but watch out because she is savage level 1000. Rachel is a rare and amazing creature that you can’t let get away if you meet. You will never meet another girl as perfect as a Rachel. However Rachel’s are very stubborn and anger easy, she doesn’t often want advice and when she is tired hot or stressed you better watch you step. Often a Rachel will need saving but won’t want you to save her but you have to anyway. Rachel very rarely admits wrong because it is very rare that she is wrong. Rachel has many quality’s and if get the chance have one in your life don’t let her slip away.... you are a lucky guy if you get love a Rachel. She is one special girl and you will never find one near as spectacular as she.

I met the most beautiful sexy amazing girl today her name was Rachel

by Mitchcallo April 6, 2019

rachelitis

a rare disease that causes the victim to pull out onto the wrong side of the road occasionally and for no understandable reason. Despite being clearly wrongly, a victim of rachelitis is thoroughly convinced they are on the correct side of the road. There is no cure or treatment, and it is life threatening.

“You’re on the wrong side of the road”
“No I’m not!”
“What do you know, you have rachelitis!”

by daddykins8365 December 10, 2019

Rachel

this is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the mother fucking schedule with your triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch

If you have a rachel friend, send this

by megan meg February 12, 2020

Rachel

Rachel is a Genius.
She's often misunderstood, but she doesn't care : bacause she knows that no one will ever understand her intelligence.

- Have you ever seen Rachel?
- Yeah, she's a genius.

by miss_ninja November 7, 2018

Rachel

A definition of a Rachel is a smart, kind, great friend

Rachel is a smart, intelligent, crazy, weird, best friend. she has brown eyes, really tall, cute girl who is one feisty person. she loves her best friends. Rachel is a girl who is nice at sometimes and then on her off days she will fly at anyone who gets in her way she is a girl who hates the rain and does not like winter or a really hot day she loves a lot of things but every thing inspires her like photos with her bestie and her boyfriend loves her no matter what. if you have a Rachel in your life that means she is a very special person and you are very lucky to have a Rachel in your life.
Rachel im so glad you moved here.I love you Boo.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2018