u r fat

Singularly the best insult committed to text message

Hi Michelle, this is emmett, haven't seen you in a while. Can we come round yours for drinks later? u r fat

by doc emmett January 7, 2007

T.A.R.F.U.

Things Are Really Fucked Up

See Also: fubar,snafu,bohica

Yesterday the fax was fubar, but man what a tarfu we have today...

by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

U R Gay

1 - a derogrotory term to describe somebody of an unfavorable nature.

2 - a country in south america. c. homer simpson 1995

1 - ur gay
2 - heheh look at that country there - U-R GAY heheheheheh

by Brother_Number_One August 20, 2003

P.L.U.R.B.

Peace, love, unity, respect, and brotherhood

We live by the philosophy of P.L.U.R.B.

Where has all the P.L.U.R.B. gone, the world can use more of it.

by Enmar May 17, 2008

Anti-P.L.U.R.

Anti-P.L.U.R. is a philosophy created by poet, singer, and expressionist painter Jade Moore. The philosophy satirically suggests war, hate, division, and violation (in blatant opposition of P.L.U.R.'s peace, love, unity, and respect) as it's ideals. The philosophy points out the ridiculousness of striving for one side of a dichotomy that requires the preservation of it's polar opposite in order to justify itself.

Hipster at party: "Who is that Marilyn Manson looking motherfucker who just walked through the door?"

Drug dealer at party: "He is the founder of Anti-P.L.U.R. and that is why he gets free drugs from me and you don't."

by Antistar Superchrist November 11, 2013

U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome)

The act of opening a boxed product and failing to repack the box successfully.

Taking out a product to examine in a department store whilst trying to put back together before a salesmen see's what you have done to the product, will most definetely incure "U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome).

by PhotoVibrance April 7, 2010

P.L.U.R

Raverz Code:

Peace, Love, Unity & Respect.

Woo0o0o0 pillin! Hehe =)

PLUR man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Trippa December 3, 2003