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admin puke

A person in the Army who has spent their career behind a desk. They will duck and dodge deployments at all costs. They do not care about anyone else but themselves. Most of the time are found in Recruiting Command, but may be found elsewhere.
Those 79R admin pukes don't have a clue on anything in the Army.
by Jesus B. Black August 19, 2010
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puke on a butt

a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.
You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.
by TinaTwice May 14, 2008
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Good Puke

EXAMPLE 1

When feeling ill (typically after consuming too much alcohol), one feels nauseous for a brief period of time before vomiting. This vomiting, however, causes the feeling of over-drunk nausea to disappear, and leaves the vomit-er feeling considerably more sober. Best performed out of view of friends to preserve dignity.

Not to be mistaken with normal drunken puking which goes on for ages and doesn't leave the vomit-er any less drunk or nauseous.

EXAMPLE 2

Can also be used as a parting insult on somebody you don't like, when they get up to leave and you cannot contain your anger until they leave the room.
EXAMPLE 1

Charlie- *drunkenly* Aaaaah I feel sooooo rough... *lies down and curls up with nausea*
Mate- Try a Good Puke, that may help
Charlie- *has Good Puke* *soberly* aaaah I feel so much better!

EXAMPLE 2

Irritating French Teacher- Ok, that's all for today, see you tomorrow *begins walking out of door* bye!
Charlie- YEAH, GOOD PUKE!
by CharlieGiggles September 2, 2009
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Puke-Spirit

A place where a pool of puke once stood, even if scoured and cleaned. You always remember it when there's enough to make an alright pool.
Quick, move those carrots before they get cursed by the puke-spirit!
by amoceuazul May 30, 2008
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Puking Parrot

The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"
Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!

Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 18, 2017
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Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.
Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking
by sarge the boss June 7, 2009
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puke yellow

A color from puke also yelled like "puke yellaw" usually makes people laugh
That car is puke yellow
by Venturiantale March 30, 2017
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