Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 02, 2019

Picking Pubes

An expression associated with boredom, passing time, doing nothing, and procrastination.

CJ: Welp, I guess ill just go back to picking pubes since you guys don't want to play anything.

Blake: What?

by mpezent July 16, 2019

pube rug

A hairstyle that occurs when a man’s hair is curly on top but shaved on the sides, hence it appears that pubes are growing on the top of his head.

Dude, check out that guy’s pube rug! What a douchebag!

by AHS2UCLA August 28, 2021

Pube Crawl

To seamlessly go from one sex partner to another in a series.

"Adam was with one girl after another yesterday. He was on an all-day pube crawl."

by thebetterfriend2 March 13, 2013

Rocket Pube

A pubic hair that appears on a shower wall above the normal groin height. It is said that these pubes shoot off a nutsack and land at shoulder height or higher.

The rocket pube was at eye level. That must be a record.

by GadgetHog April 30, 2009

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell January 17, 2008

Pube Lube

Any of a variety of ludicrously overhyped jams, jellies, oils, creams, lotions, liniments, or dressings designed to lubricate and "enhance" the alleged pleasure of sexual intercourse. Currently being marketed with increasing specificity, e.g., fruit-flavored, glow-in-the-dark, his-and-hers, just for transgendereds, etc.

Jar, bottle, or tube - go buy our pube lube!

by Inga Lishlova July 11, 2008