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thin privilege

Where fat people blame anyone but themselves -- particularly those much skinnier than them -- for being greedy, lazy and all-round unhealthy slobs.
Thin privilege is having a low chance of developing diabetes and heart disease because of your choice of lifestyle.
by JizzySpunkbubbles July 6, 2014
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primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.
Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"
by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007
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New Providence Pool

New Providence Pool is the greatest pool in Clarksville, TN. It has the greatest staff. The management is amazing and the life guards are great at their jobs and are extremely fun. New Providence Pool is the cleanest and best run pool in the city.
Guy 1 -Hey do you want to go swim at Bel-Aire?

guy2 - Why the hell would I want to go there when New Providence Pool is only 5 miles away.
by NPLG3 August 14, 2010
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Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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Blow privilege

The act of a woman servicing a man. Others may consider this a synonym to "blow job", but in fact it is indeed a privilege for a woman to provide this to a man.
"My dear husband, I feel that it has been too long since I last delighted you. May I please have the opportunity to offer you a blow privilege this morning?"
by wheredidmypantsgo July 31, 2012
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Loss of L.A. Privileges

The loss of the ability to show up in Los Angeles by the decree of nefarious actors and as the result of some type of urban street law violation (as in the movie Pulp Fiction) is one use of this phrase; more generally it can also refer to a loss of any nature due to bad behavior.
My kids are incorrigible which is typical for little kids “I told my little girl last weekend that if she continued to sass me she was going to lose her L.A. Privileges”. The potential loss of L.A. Privileges got her attention.
by Jahedg September 7, 2011
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Maury Povich

Host to one of the most nauseating talk shows exibiting people of the lowest moral fiber trying to gain sympathy for either

1.being a complete whore and not knowing which of the 10 guys she has slept with is the baby's daddy. Even though it has been 6 different episodes. Boo Hoo! Just can't seem to keep my legs closed. Already have 5 kids and I don't know who they daddies are either!

2.Failing to understand that their partner is a whore and will always fail the lie detector test because they will cheat over and over again. Even though this time it's fr rrreal! Jus cuz he beat me don mean he don love me!!

3.Try to figure out who the fuck is a man or a woman by holding a contest ( just a ruse to get hit on by transvestites)!

4.Having a panel of pre-teens proudly displaying themselves claiming that their vagina is already worn and they is only 12 years old. They smoke weed and drink Hennessy and they even got paid two hundred dollas one time for giving a man a lap dance, and he was all of Thirty years old. It don't matter, you don't know me, I do what I want!

5.Wasting that whole hour recapping past episodes because the producers have nothing new to offer, they've done it all.

7.When all is said and done, you can always turn it on to make yourself feel better because you know that unless you are some in-bred ghetto assed crack smoking ignorant whore, you cannot possibly be off any worse than his guests. Thank god!!
I wuz wachn Maury Povich las yesterday, n he had on that bitch Felicha,you know. That ho who wuz tryin to all up on Ray Ray's grill this pas Saturday night at Jonelle's sister's cousin's crib. That bitch was all tryin to be all shady n shit sayin that he was th baby's daddy after she done went on his show five times already tryin to pass it off on eight other dudes! She crazy if she don think I is gonnna sit herr n not clock a bitch upside her head! She don no! Bitch don no me, I do what I want! I do what I want!
by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008
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