protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.

My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.

by jmhunter July 7, 2010

Impromptu Protein Party

An expression meaning "to vomit."

Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.

by flowerstain May 15, 2011

protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

Man protein

The body fluid that ejects from the penis.

I suck his dick every morning for my daily intake of man protein.

by My god-87 August 14, 2016

Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.

In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank

by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016

Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

by Mr Gumby December 16, 2015

Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people

Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!

by gotcha btch December 28, 2015