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PregnAIDS

When you have a one night stand, and both impregnate and contract AIDS from your partner.
Hey sweetie, I know we haven't talked in a month, but I thought you should know I'm pregnant, and it's yours. Oh yeah, and I have AIDS. Call your lawyer and your doctor, you're PregnAIDS.
by Brewer Matt X October 25, 2013
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Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
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pregnant

I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! Springtime is here!
by Croquet May 3, 2005
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teen pregnant

The condition of being a whore between the ages of 13 and 19 who gets herself knocked up.
Wow, way to be teen pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, way to keep your legs open.
by Vik-Ten December 18, 2008
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Pregnant Susan

noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty
Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."

A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."

Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."
by The Queen of Lichtenstein January 15, 2010
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pregnorant

The art of not knowing that you are pregnant.
Suprisingly, this makes Suzie's third time she's pregnorant.
by tonsil January 22, 2007
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the black pregnancy test

The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.
Hey Tyrone, have you done the black pregnancy test yet?
Tyrone: No.
by Raging Nonce/Slag/Sket/T January 28, 2018
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