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predestination

The theory held by some religious beliefs that God decided at your birth whether you will go to Heaven or Hell and you have no control over it.
If you believe in predestination that means you don't have to have morals or inhibitions.
by The Ugly One February 28, 2004
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Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010
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procrastination

Pass school and STOP THE PROCRASTINATION.
You are the queen. Of procrastination.
by El Kavo May 18, 2014
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Peecrastination

When you go to pee but end up being on the toilet for more than a couple minutes because of procrastination on the phone.
Mom: What have you been doing in there?
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.
by peecrastination April 25, 2015
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procrastination

dan is the king of procrastination
by fangirl? October 26, 2016
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Procrastination

What you are doing right now by reading this definition.
I'll write this sentence later, not that this is procrastination or anything.
by Spider._.Webster June 12, 2017
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Procrastination

An essential thing to do during projects.
I mean, the project is due in 2 days... but I'm the greatest procrastinator in the world. I'll do it tomorrow. Procrastination king!
by ZappingThunder June 1, 2018
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