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guilty pleasure friend

That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.
She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.
by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015
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Paradox pressure

The urge one feels to buy games and/or, more often, DLC produced by the game company Paradox Interactive. This is usually felt the most during steam sales.
Paradox player: "Yeah, I just bought all the DLC for HOI4, so y'know"
Normal person: "Wow, how much was it?"
Paradox player: "Oh, y'know, just £37 in the steam sale"
Normal person: "Isn't that a bit much? I mean, you must've been under that Paradox pressure."
Paradox player: " *scoff*, you're a bit too much"
by Origae6 June 7, 2018
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Stupid pressure

This aint normal weed fam this is stupid pressure. This Gas will have u all the way on you ass, they say only cali shit can be considered Stupid Pressure.
I got that stupid pressure on deck if you need it.
by Nahmii November 30, 2018
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meme pressure

Watching a movie, series or any other pop culture material just to understand popular memes referencing said material.
Why didn't John come to the gym today?
Oh don't you know? He was meme pressured into watching Dark on Netflix.
by What's in a name? July 1, 2020
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Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
by xWhatDa December 5, 2022
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high mud pressure

A medical condition characterized by explosive, toilet-splattering diarrhea.
Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.
by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015
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Non-Verbal Peer Pressure

The act of someone doing a thing or dressing a certain way (not directly told to) because the popular kids are wearing it and that person wants to be popular
Sam is a victim of Non-Verbal Peer Pressure because tried to wear dresses. She told me "all the cool kids are wearing it and I want to be popular"
by DaftIsTrash October 19, 2018
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