suicide is painless

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

BME Pain Olympics

A so called competition where a man mutilates his genitals. Its gained fame in 2012 when they started videotaping themselves committing the act. You along with 99.9% of people are probably asking yourself why someone would want to do this and the answer is the contestants are usually very low iq, have nothing to live for, and are all around just odd people. The contestants take a local Anesthesia and proceed to cut off their balls either with a knife, hatchet, or whatever their creative mind can think off. The fact that they cannot feel anything they are doing because of the anesthesia brings to question why its even called the “Pain” olympics. They also usually cut off the entire genitalia and proceed the cut them up on a table, I don’t know how it’s supposed to cause more pain but I think at this point they’re just trying to make you puke. There is no winner of this competition and the contestants receive no prize. Which makes you question even more of why someone would do this.

“Hey man have you seen the BME Pain Olympics?” “Ya man those guys are totally mental”

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU April 29, 2019

pain cave

A grueling physical workout intended to make you a better athlete. Usually done at home or the gym, and we call that place the "pain cave."

"If I want to get faster on the bike, I've gotta do my workout, so I am headed to the pain cave."

by Chumango February 8, 2010

existence is pain

Its true

Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018

Pain series

Perfect material for masturbation. Also, the final boss of the internet. Easily found on Encyclopedia dramatica. From me and my friends personal experience, this collage contains tubgirl, several variations on goatse, harlequin fetus, several pictures of what looked like severe cases of herpes, a girl shitting into someone elses mouth, what looked like a man throwing up a large ammount of blood and several hentai fetishes. There could be more, but we couldn't stand to look at it any longer to scroll down through it. Not for the faint-hearted, not for those who are inexperienced with the true horrors of the internet. Used by the US government to torture war prisoners. Lol.

Practice with meatspin and lemonparty, work your way up to ogrish and 2girls1cup, get a taste for goatse and tubgirl, and then you MAY be ready.

If you can masturbate to the pain series, you are a god. Also, you deserve to die.

by REGGA April 22, 2008

T-Pain

most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..

Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!

by payum zaerzadeh December 6, 2007

Pain

When you listen to that song by Aqua called Barbie Girl

Person 1: Oh, I'm in so much pain!!
Person 2: I see you're listening to Barbie Girl again.

by bootyyyqueen October 7, 2014