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Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.
I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.
by Throtul December 17, 2019
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pregnant party

When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.
"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."
by Nailuj February 21, 2018
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Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."
Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.
by anonymous June 1, 2017
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Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.
Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!
by jay asf February 8, 2021
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pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.
"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".
by Yidos June 19, 2019
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pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.
Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010
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flash pregnant

To accidentally get up the duff after a bareback assfuck, as a result of jizz leaking out from the ass and getting into the pussy.
We had no jonnys, so I kicked her back doors in. Now she's fucking flash pregnant.
by King Kevin Keegan March 25, 2008
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