Wife Points

This terminology is often used by married men to describe an imaginary points system created by their wives to grade their performance in a marriage. It can lead to “special privileges” if they score high enough on the chart.

“Shoot! Was today supposed to be our anniversary? I wonder if Walmart is still open... don’t want to be losing any wife points now.”

by Darts'un December 15, 2013

Boyfriend Points

When a new boyfriend does whatever he thinks his girlfriend would like, such as following her around. Quite like being whipped, but doing so just to get in her pants. Enough Boyfriend Points gets you to SCORE.

Guy 1: Dude, that new guy is all over that ugly girl.
Guy 2: Yeah he's going for some Boyfriend Points.
Guy 1: That makes sense.

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

boobie points

points people get for randomly doing things that benefit their favorite altporn site/girl

sporen should get, like, 50 boobie points for all those banners he made

by stoya July 10, 2006

Ginger Points

The bonus points a hot red-headed girl gets added to her score. This doesn't apply to un-attractive red-headed girls or red-headed guys.

Art Vandalay: Do you see that redhead over there? She's so hot... definitely a 7.

George: A 7? A 7!? You forgot to give her, her ginger points. She's a textbook 8.

by The WOJE May 26, 2010

soul points

one's self esteem is defined by the number of soul points they have. a particularly harsh burn from a close friend can lead to a net loss of soul points, thus lowering the affected person's self esteem.

steve: those tacos were good last night
ned: your mom's taco was good last night!
steve: ow...my soul points

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

Honor Points

In World of Warcraft, points that are given for killing players around your own level. Amassing Honor Points increases your rank in the games built in pvp system.

"Hey, lets go to Alterac Valley so I can farm Honor Points. I really want to get promoted to Blood Knight."

by rice sucks July 23, 2005

Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)

This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"

by KidSwagg October 29, 2010