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pornhub lily

the girl in the future that will 100% be seen on pornhub in the future and will probably be seen snorting coke off mens dicks for money
by jade pappos October 15, 2023
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Pornhub

pornhub is website where all the horny 12 year olds and sad 40 year old men whose wives have left them can go to the one place that our dicks fear because the shear pain that there going to endere. pornhub is also the best social spot you can meet the best of people while watching step sis and step bro argue over the tv remote or some shit and then engage in sexual activities that include the loudest fakest moans, some a lot faker then the pornstars boobs on this website.
dad: hey son want to watch pornhub

son: of course
by Pierre monfrair December 13, 2021
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Pornhub

teehehehehe ur so funny for looking this up in the middle of 6th-grade health class. Go back to looking at the parts of the penis
Dude it would be so freaking funny if you looked up pornhub.
by anonomous1115 March 30, 2023
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PornHub

The site where dignity goes to die.

Website where horny people in their 20's go to jerk off instead of finding maidens. Usually contains pornography made in a studio but some is homemade.
Guy: Hey dude, meet my cousin.

Other guy: Bro I've seen her on PornHub before
by Ybex8123 June 30, 2023
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PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023
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pornhub

Person:Hey dud do you go on pornhub?
Me:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by RIPMyDickAfterPorn February 17, 2019
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pornhub daddy

A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.
- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!
by AnonymousRogue April 16, 2020
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