poptarts

gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem

look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts

by jays January 28, 2005

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

poptart

1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.

2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.

Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.

Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.

by bigempty January 2, 2009

Evil Poptart

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

by Negative November 11, 2003

poptart

pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack

poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.

by _bang December 28, 2005

poopstar

A wannabe popstar who doesn't have much talent.

Diana: "Have you heard about (insert music artist here)?"

Yvonne: "Oh joy, another poopstar to stink up the music industry!"

by Thora Rogers May 4, 2006

poopstabber

A gay guy who fucks other guys in the ass

Leonard Howard you are such a poopstabber stop doing Tony Falls up the ass while he's in an EBA thong.

by andrew gallup December 28, 2005