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when you have a perfectly good snd functional piece of technology and MUST destroy it by trying to upgrade it with useless and pontless 'upgrades'
i started to mess with my phone today but this time i made an image of the system to prevent a re-ponzing incident.
Ponzing by Whey Cooler April 27, 2011
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Pounding Stock

The act of replenishing (filling) shelves in a grocery store like a beast.
Kevin: Hey Dan you know Bill from the grocery department,
he seems like a good worker.

Dan: Ya man, Bill's just fucking Pounding Stock, those shelves are always full.
Pounding Stock by wimplewinch November 3, 2012

Space Podding 

Space Podding is when youre in your car usually parked but can be done driving. you put up the sun visor buckle up and Starting token. This Can be done day or night but the sun visor must be up
Dude 1: What do you wanna do

Dude 2:Dude Lets go space podding, Got any weed??
Space Podding by Tokagon February 3, 2010

Hard-pounding 

An adjective to show how hard u did something.
Jeff:"Man Trisha and I went at it last night"
Tom:"Sweet man how was it"
Jeff:"Hard-pounding"

Gentleman's Pounding 

The act of sexual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). The act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. Ass spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. The ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
Joe: "Hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?"

Mike: "My wife was pretty horny and in a good mood afterwards, so I issued her a Gentleman's Pounding!"

Joe: " Nice Dude!"

Dusty Mustard Pounding 

To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.
Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.