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Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.
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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt
jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse
by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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Joe Poe Brayden

The Most coolestt an dhandsoem guy youlwill evenrrtmet. He isk a poerety kind felooww butt, can nsahave some problemds spoekliing worddfs D:
Joe Poe Brayden is really cool!
Joe Poe Brayden is so hot!
by JohnnyBGood_UD March 27, 2023
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Poe

You a poe
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Poes Hoes

Afrikaans slang for queef or fanny fart, pronounced 'Poos-Hoos'
Afrikaans: Amanda het gister aand n poes hoes gehad, en ek weet nie hoe om daaroor te voel nie.
English: Amanda had a poes hoes last night, and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Poe

A man who loves on a whole other level, a man who is devoted to you and loves you with all of his heart.
His heart is so deep and grand there is no bottom at all. He will take your heart and heal it from the scars of the past.
He will litterally fly you to another galaxy.
He is so mesmerizingly beautiful, the way he looks and what his mind and heart are made up of.
He might be imperfect but he too, is deserving of sweet love. He has been missing it for so long
Ohh to be loved by a Poe.
by ¿¿Que?? December 25, 2023
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