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Hanoi Plumber

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.
I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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plumber pants

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.
I really didn't need to see that guy's plumber pants. Excuse me while I vomit.
by Smartie770 February 21, 2009
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Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.
We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.
by Master Plumber January 27, 2008
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playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber
by retarded hobo September 15, 2008
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Plumber's Delight

A shit deposited directly into a toilet tank.
by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 24, 2003
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polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.
My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.
by BGDH January 10, 2009
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plumber's nightmare

A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.
Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.
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