When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.
I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.
by the "R" February 19, 2010

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.
by Smartie770 February 21, 2009

by Master Plumber January 27, 2008

Basic description: slang for masturbating
Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 24, 2003

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.
by BGDH January 10, 2009

A worst case situation for a plumber, on a job with no tea, coffee or biscuits supplied by an unthinking householder.
Fuck these people, no tea all day it's a plumber's nightmare, I will go and piss in their water tank.
by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012
