Hanoi Plumber

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.
I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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plumber pants

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.
I really didn't need to see that guy's plumber pants. Excuse me while I vomit.
by Smartie770 October 17, 2008
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Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.
We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.
by Master Plumber January 27, 2008
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playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)
i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber
by retarded hobo August 29, 2006
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polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.
My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.
by BGDH January 25, 2008
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Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.
Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.
by CageFightingBlogger November 28, 2010
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