Beta-Pisser

A man who is too weak to piss on VC with the boys. They would only do this for the reason of being ashamed of the crackle pop.

"Edward is such a fucking beta-pisser"

by LikeTheEdgiestKidAround January 16, 2021

Sink pisser

A weirdo who pisses in the sink instead of the toilet

James is so quiet.. he is definitely a sink pisser.

by TiktokkIsGayy August 20, 2023

pisser

1. (noun) One who pisses; a uriner.
2. (noun, British) A contemptible person.
3. (noun, Slang) A toilet, urinal, or any object in which one can piss in.
4. (verb) To be streaming with blood.
5. (noun) One who pisses too often or too regularly.
6. (down the pisser) Wasted; not put to good use.

You are such a pisser. (sense 1, 2 and 5)
Be right back, I need to use the pisser!
All that money I saved up is down the pisser thanks to you...

by Random14YearOld April 29, 2022

Brunswick Pisser

1. A mythical figure roaming the streets of Brunswick, Ohio, pisssing on anything and everything.
2. A fabricated urban legend or non-existent TikTok trend used to make a viral online phenomenon sound local.

"Are you the Brunswick Pisser?"

by Brunswick_PIsser September 23, 2025

Pisser pistol

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.

She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.

by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025

The Pisser

Another name for a toilet or urinal. Could also refer to a bathroom itself.

Person 1: I love using the pisser to relieve myself.
Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.

by anonymous September 30, 2025

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009