by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 01, 2022
by b.dubbbb January 18, 2010
v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.
by guiltyascharged October 10, 2007
Someone who is so incredibly gay they cannot drink more than 2 pints of alcoholic beverage before throwing a rob.
Inspired by Rob Scarrott of Reading
Inspired by Rob Scarrott of Reading
by Badger July 29, 2003
One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.
by drew September 05, 2007
by Richard Large November 16, 2008
The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023