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i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something
If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.
by Prickcycle May 10, 2018
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MC Pee Pants

A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.
Have you heard the new MC Pee Pants Song?

Yes! You've been blasting it all night!
by Zeke The Plumber October 25, 2008
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Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.
"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.
by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013
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Thot pants

The silky pants with a big opening at the bottom , usually with patters that girls who want to show of their big butts wear . (Typically during summer )
It’s summer so now girls will start to wear thot pants to show off their butts again
by favgirl673 February 20, 2018
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Daddy Pants

1.the source of power (n.)
2. "put on the Daddy Pants" (tr.v.) to assume authority and whip some ass

from the days when it struck mortal fear to hear "You just wait until your Dad gets home!"
As in "Dude, you need to put on the Daddy Pants and not let them get away with that shit"
or
"This guy at work put on the Daddy Pants and told the marketing guys where to go."
by robert February 25, 2005
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Man Pants

The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.
E.g.1

Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants

E.g.2
Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!
by MROS June 15, 2013
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Stefan Pants

Pants that end 1-2 inches about the end of the shoe when one stands and 3-4 inches above the end of the shoe when one sits. Part of the ankle is visible at all times.
pants go in an order: normal pants, stefan pants, capris, shorts, short shorts.
by mynamestom June 15, 2009
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