A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer
Antonym: tantric sex
Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
Get the 90 second ping pongmug. a terrible sport that only really dumb people play that uses a wooden table and two racquets that can be broken easily
by BorisTucker July 24, 2017
Get the ping pong pung pangmug. A man wears a strap on backwards. He stands between two girls and thrusts back and forth while the girls remain still. This is the ping pong.
"Bruh, I just did The Ping Pong with the whole women's ping pong team last night and the girls were fucked senseless."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
by WobniarTheSixth January 7, 2020
Get the The Ping Pongmug. soyeon: I don't wanna play this ping-pong, I would rather film a tiktok.
Hyuna: play that ping-pong.
Krista: I wanna play ping-pong with him!
Hyuna: play that ping-pong.
Krista: I wanna play ping-pong with him!
by lilac with a l October 20, 2023
Get the play ping-pongmug. Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE
Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”
by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020
Get the Ping pongmug. In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
by Blast169 June 26, 2016
Get the texas ping-pongmug. by Cheesey519 September 2, 2025
Get the Shenglong Ping Pongmug.