Polish a pickled gherkin

Verb

To masturbate. Refers exclusively to males.

He was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing Bayonetta.

by IQuarent July 29, 2017

Hillbilly Pickled

When you are done or finished with something and it is time to stop. It can also mean you are hammered drunk (done).

Jeff just broke his leg, this game is hillbilly pickled, give me the ball i am going home.


Fucking Jager has got me hillbilly pickled tonight.

This blunt is hillbilly pickled, toss it out the window.

by JAK802 February 21, 2009

Bone Pickled Queefs

A queef exerted from the body in a timely manner after getting boned by a person of the opposite gender who has consumed a pickle prior to the intercourse. Also another way to express readiness for food.

"Damn look at that lasagna.... Bone Pickled Queefs!"

by 😩🌬💦 December 26, 2016

Dilly Pickled

The act of using your "D" to beat your opponent on the face while they are asleep.

Yooo! I got so cheesed at him, I Dilly Pickled him on the face several times.

by Jono86 January 3, 2014

The Human Pickled Egg

It is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the Gardinerz.

"The Human Pickled Egg", also, "The Picken", or "Jordan", loves to deck herself to Lady GaGa on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!

by thehumanpickledegg February 15, 2009

Mc Pickled

Very similar meaning to the word “pickled”. To be in a confused state of being due to intoxication of drugs and/or alcohol. “Mc Pickled” To be in a confused state of being due to intoxication of drugs and/or Villa Maria.

Villa villa Maria got me so Mc Pickled last night!!

by Endurance July 13, 2018

Shitty pickled

Having a pickle shot at you (or somebody else) from the rectum

My friend shitty pickled someone because they were mean

by CkinSndwch June 18, 2023