Percy Jackson and The Olympians

A series of books written by author Rick Riordan, which is miles better than the similar but inferior series, Harry Potter.

Everyone: OMG, Harry Potter is the best series ever!!!
Quiet nerd on the back: But Percy Jackson and The Olympians is better...
Everyone: NANI?!!

by pjoisbetterthanhp August 27, 2020

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

percussionist

a person who is well rounded in playing various percussion instruments that include: Marimba, timpani, cymbals, snare, bass drum, Piano, synthesizer, bell tree, chimes, tom toms, tenors, gong, slap stick, maracas, etc. They should be skilled in all of these, for example: being able to play an awsome snare duet while running back to your vibes to play a 4 mallet solo. They also have to be able to read music, wether in bass or treble cleff.

Ana: So you're a drummer?
Mike: No! I'm a percussionist.

by pit chik January 5, 2007

98 percent

the percentage of women who got sexually asulted, raped, molested, etc

It's sad that it's 98 percent..

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

percussionist

1) Someone who plays percussion instruments (i.e. Keyboards, snare, bass, tenors, timpani). Not someone who plays drumset (that is a drummer). A percussionist is well versed in all percussion instruments.

I'm a percussionist so I don't just play wannbe drumset for some rock band.

by Scot December 10, 2004

percolating

it dont matter how the fuck u use the word that shit percolating

damn my shit percolating

by bigmackswell February 15, 2018