Perv patrol

Perv patrol is the act of a senior citizen stalking your closest Walmart for girls or driving around your local cumbys creeping on the local tail..

Boney was out on perv patrol again I ran into him at cumbys ..

by Big daddy domestic November 23, 2021

Peruvian Sunrise

When you stay up so late doing homework that you feel witty telling people that it's still yesterday.

"That guard threatened to cut off my head manaña, but I pulled a Peruvian Sunrise to get out of it."

by onegingermenace November 25, 2021

urb perv

Someone who seaches Urbandictionary for dirty or otherwise foul words and definitions, to use in everyday conversations.

Jim: "I'm telling your man that chick was into some freaky stuff, she begged for cleavland steamers, golden showers, and dirty sanchezes."

Todd: "I never heard of those things, in my life! What are they?"

Jim: "Just go to urbandictionary and search some definitions, broaden your urban vocabulary!"

Jake: "God, ever since you've found that site you use those words in place of actual English, you freaking urb perv."

by ~HTG~ June 26, 2010

no perv

No perv is like no homo, but is for when your trying to say something that sounds like something a pervert would say, but really you aren't trying to be a pervert.

I saw your girlfriends ass the other day, no perv.

by urjs February 19, 2019

Perachel

One of the ships in the PJO/HOO fandom that must never be shipped

Wtf you ship Perachel? PERCABETH FOREVER BITCH!!!!
wtf

by Thnks Fr Th Chz Whz April 5, 2019

Paravail

A teenage boy with a very large neck beard.

Look at that paravail!!!

by Bumble3 January 2, 2012

Perv

Someone who oogles goodies of another person, could be called a "perv" in a joking matter

Chris says: "and your boobs look real nice in that picture too 🤣"
Kara says: "lol you perv"

by Because I said so!!!! June 9, 2017