hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009

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Get the hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.mug.

Pebbles

(adj.)

1. a task that is surprisingly easy to complete
2. the opposite of moving a boulder or a climbing a mountain
3. not a big deal, nothing to worry about
4. you're welcome

(n.)
1. an easy task

Making money was always pebbles for the rich kids.

Quarantine with my parents was not pebbles.

God gives pebbles to his weakest warriors.

Person 1: Thanks for helping me move all this furniture
Person 2: It's pebbles

Person 1: I'm so sorry I lost your headphones
Person 2: It's pebbles

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

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