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peanut envy

Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.
Joel felt such peanut envy towards the guy in 22C when he saw the flight attendant slip him an extra bag of nuts.
by SJ@24 July 23, 2009
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Ghost Peanut

What you find when you break open an intact, "sealed", normal size peanut shell and find nothing inside... you're looking at the ghost peanuts.
Brady was all excited to bust open a humongous three pod shell only to find nothing but ghost peanuts.
by WS Baggins December 27, 2011
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peanut sludge

the act of applying peanut butter to the anus (around the exterior or actual insertion) and having a pet (usually a dog) to lick it out. The goal of this is to result in pleasure for the peanut sludger. It is also considered to be a gross abuse of animal rights.
Someone call PETA! I heard that Dean is a peanut sludger!
by Truth's Razors September 13, 2010
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Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness
I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.
by Sig63 July 27, 2018
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Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream
by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020
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Choking the Peanut

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.
by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020
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Dusty Peanut

An unclean testicle that has one or more dingle berries hanging from it.
Whoa Nancy! I took Phil home after happy-hour last night and he totally had a dusty peanut!
by Hot Sauce Master June 15, 2011
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