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Sunshine Patriot 

A word used in the essay "The American Crisis" by Thomas Paine in winter 1776 during the uncertain times of the American revolution.

The word Sunshine Patriot refers to individuals who claim to fight against tyranny on the side of freedom, yet are unable to stick it out when the going gets tough or unfavorable.

These individuals will "shrink from the service of their country" when conditions are bad or uncomfortable for them.

It is a term meant to shame those who are false-patriots who claim to be patriots, but will not give 100% effort when their moment of truth arrives.
#1 Although proclaiming to give 100% to the cause, Bob deserted it when the winter season came. Bob is a Sunshine Patriot.
Sunshine Patriot by Poopy Mgee November 30, 2011
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Lapel Pin Patriot

Scoundrel whose last refuge consists of wearing the flag on his sleeve.
Lapel Pin Patriot stood up in Congress to denounce opponents of the Patriot Act.

Walmart patriot 

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.
Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot

Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.
Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot

The Misfit Patriot Discord 

1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)
The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.

Pseudo Patriot 

Pseudo Patriots are people who use patriotism as a tool to silence all criticism by anyone who does not support what majority political party thinks. These type of people tend to hate free speech unless it applies them
This term can not be attributed to any one political group, cause, ect.
Anyone from Conservative to Liberal is capable of being a psuedo patriot.
"Those pro-war supports are nothing but Pseudo Patriots, Paul" told his son. If you can't respect the right to dissent then you are no Patriot.

The Patriot Act

see George Orwell's 1984
The Patriot Act is proof that George Bush is the devil.
The Patriot Act by donewaiter October 30, 2005