Pathetasist

An individual that is pathetic in every aspect of his/her life and actually seems to embrace it.

"He gets turned down by every girl...even the ugly ones. What a pathetasistic dork!"

by drawonthis March 12, 2009

Pathetacism

The act of carrying ones self pitifully

Travesty could only stretch his sphincteral-lobe over 1x44 gallon drum instead of 2 drums like the day before..Morgwn was unimpressed by Travvys dismal effort, to which he labelled it

"pure pathetacism"

by anonymous September 11, 2020

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez December 9, 2008

patheticust

1) The act of being most pathetic. 2) A person whom cannot control the lies that spew from their mouth.

We couldn't help but call him patheticust due to the grossly exaggerated stories he was telling.

by wife of geddermoist October 13, 2011

Pathetic

A girl that gets treated like shit in a relationship usually where the girl gets cheated on with her sister. But the girl does nothing about it

That girl is being very pathetic with her relationship whil she gets treated like shit.

by fsffa September 11, 2016

pathetisize

To intentionally or unintentionally make someone else feel bad for saying something dumb. See {patheticism}.

He: That's not the way it happened and threeplet isn't actually a word.
She: Don't pathetisize me!

by Sukamai Aiken-Bols January 1, 2017

pathetic

Any high school age lame wad that submits another persons name to urban dictionary to be used as some dumbass definition. Usually consists of either love, lust or hate of the individual being named.

Me: i was voting on new words for urban dictionary and what I saw was just pathetic. All you pathetic motherfuckers need to quit using urban dictionary as a means to tell somebody you either like or dislike them

Friend: Yup, that shit is pretty pathetic

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018