Breylon's Paradox

When a usually speedy electronic device suddenly slows to a halt at the moment you need it most.

I tried to clock in on time, but the computer just stopped working, and made me 2 minutes late. This is the 3rd time I've fell into Breylon's Paradox this week.

by KidNinjaGames January 28, 2015

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.

Hey guys have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox.

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018

Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Wyates5 April 28, 2019

Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.

"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"

by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017

Samantha Paradox

The thought of oneself being less attractive then one truly is.

Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!

Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.

by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012

Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.

Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"

by Oby July 25, 2012

Homophobic Paradox

When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.

Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox

by Broski909 July 13, 2020