Soupy panties

When a female gets super horny and her gine starts dripping wet-- makes her panties soupy.

She was so wet and horny she had soupy panties.

by robssssss December 27, 2011

uber panic

When you order an Uber and realize it's going to be there before you can finish your cocktail, pee and pay the bill.

Peter wouldn't have left his coat at the bar if he wasn't in such an Uber panic.

by Tark378 December 18, 2017

Music Festival Panties

Panties that have been worn continuously for three days or more.

"My music festival panties stink like three-day-old beef strips."

by dikdik-from-IRC December 30, 2011

fake ass panties

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.

Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

Barf in my panties

A phrase used to describe how you feel towards something that is gross, repulsive, appalling, unsightly, unfathomable, or revolting.

BIMP used for short.

Did you hear that Jessie hooked up with Declan? He reeks! Ewww! Barf in my panties!

by richieselznick June 7, 2018

Toilet Roll Panic

1. Sudden uncontrollable anxiety sufferred during use of a sit-down public lavatory when it is discovered that the toilet roll is missing or has run out.

2. A phrase coined by the chief executive of the Hong Kong Consumer Council, during The Great HK Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020 which arose from rumours of a lack of supply due to manufacturers switching production to face masks.

Having done my business I looked around and sufferred a brief bout of Toilet Roll Panic on seeing the empty bog roll holder

We all lose out if toilet roll panic continues

Armed robbers who stole hundreds of toilet rolls were being hunted by Hong Kong police on Monday, in a city wracked by Toilet Roll Panic caused by coronavirus panic-buying.

by KevinHK February 16, 2020

Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?

After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!

by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004