Pansexual

When you want to shove pans up your arse

Max: "Ooooooh I love the feeling of a frying pan up my arse"
James: "Max are you pansexual?"
Max: "Yep"

by BigShlongJohn October 4, 2019

Pansexual

Sexually identifies as a cast iron pan.

I just cooked these steak using a pansexual.

by UUr Mom Gay January 1, 2020

Pansexual

Being attracted sexually to kitchen ware.

Me: Hey Tom Mann. Are you going out to meet girls this Friday?

Tom: No way, man. I'm pansexual and I just got this sweet new blender that I'm going to get smashy on.

by Wheyfed April 23, 2017

Pansexual

You like putting Ramen Noodle Pans up your Arse.

I identify as a pansexual!

by YodaLover February 18, 2021

Pansexual

When you stick your dick in a microwave and the door and cook for five minutes

I met a Pansexual and then beat the shit out of whatever gender they were supposed to be and then fucked a pan.

by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020

Pansexual

A species of humans known for being sexually attracted to pans and, on a rare occasion, pots.

Person A: 'MMMMMMMM THAT PAN LOOOOKS SOOOOO KINKY'
Person B: 'um..are you like..pansexual?'
Person A: 'MMMMMMMM'

by nyepie April 9, 2021

Pansexual

Someone who is pansexual is likely to have been through a lot and cant be very frustrated when they have to come out someone. Pansexuals are always nice and outgoing though they can be very quiet until they gain their confidence. All they want is love and affection. They are always a big fan of hugs even if they pretend they aren't. Honestly, they are the best, reliable, person you will ever meet.

Hearts, not Parts!

I'd like to tell you something. I'm pansexual.

by your-pan-friend April 20, 2020