Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

Advanced Packet Class

An AP class where the teacher doesn’t teach anything and just gives packets for homework.

“Is Mrs. Black a good teacher?” “Nah, she teaches an Advanced Packet Class.”

by Frick yeah dood September 11, 2018

ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.

Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.

by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019

Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad

She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere

by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021

Chip Packeting

Chip Packeting, is in effect the act of cumming in a woman then flipping said woman over to drink the baby batter out of her vag.

Imma chip packeting you dog.

by HalfKut August 6, 2021

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022