Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 08, 2011

Python Dual Wield

When you have to piss and shit and the same time.

Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield

by September 10, 2020

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 05, 2022

Pocket python

Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first

Hey dude want to play pocket python

by Notthebuilder January 16, 2014

mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 24, 2017

Python

A slang word for pedophile or a person who sends death threats to young girls

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that EDP guy"
Person 2: "yeah, he is a real python"

by Premier SMTHNFNNY101 October 14, 2022

Python

The silliest, most goofiest snake ever

Person A: “wtf is that thing”
Person B: “You idiot its a python, the silliest, goofiest type of snake. Dumbass”

by March 18, 2023