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Pumpkin Pooty 

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.
College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;]

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!
Pumpkin Pooty by Meghatron July 18, 2011

Pumpkin Patching

John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Pumpkin Patching by DJ Socknut October 4, 2016

pumpkin bottom

A girl with a nice round ass.
Look at her pumpkin bottom in those jeans.
pumpkin bottom by bushkaba January 25, 2006

pumpkin burger 

A sexual act in which a pumpkin is hollowed out and placed upon a participant's head and then ejaculated into by bystanders
Hey girl you ever had a pumpkin burger?

Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?

She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.
pumpkin burger by jarvisg September 30, 2013

Pumpkin Spice Piss 

(PSP) That amazing piss you take after a scrum-diddly-umptious pumpkin spice latte that drains out of your urethra as if it were the blood of Jesus Christ himself. Often has a slight odour Pumpkin Spice.
"Damn Chloe, I can't even!"
"What is it this time, Marlene?"
"I just had the most beautiful Pumpkin Spice Piss, it just drained out like Jesus himself!"
Pumpkin Spice Piss by Nothaunted September 21, 2016

pumpkin bread 

Slang among the gay community to subtly insinuate eating ones' ass.
Yo come over to eat this pumpkin bread