The Protein Man

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.
Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?
by TheToesKnows June 04, 2025
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protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.
My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.
by jmhunter July 06, 2010
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Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat
We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break
by Panobrownies January 17, 2022
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Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.
She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.
by Outside Pee'er March 10, 2023
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Protein sack

Given the fact that humans eat a lot of protein, and aside of water and bone, are predominantly protein. We can end up with a conclusion that "protein" is what makes up the first part of this definition.

A sack is a sort of flexible, strong, bag like, and sometimes natural biological container to hold everything from burglars swag, random items, rubble, to biological organs, through to general waste. Considered a low key, low cost storage item and generally disposable.

When you are talking of many humans, It is fair they can be referred to as protein sacks. This is considered a form of insult towards humans of low or inept value.

FACT : Calling someone a sack of shit would be too offensive in some situations, so you can call them a protein sack INSTEAD. Shit is also made of protein amongst other things, and is the defecated waste that is produced from a living thing.
Lexx : have you seen him?
Me: you mean that guy?
Lexx : yeah what do you think of him?
Me : A total protein sack
790 : I have to agree, he's a protein sack
by AWEMAZING July 05, 2021
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Protein god

A man who bulks for life and uses protein supplements such as Optimum Nutrition 100% Gold standard whey protein isolate. Insanely buff and has biceps that will impress. Hates carbs and unhealthy eating.
Look at that man's biceps! He is definitely a protein god.
by lolerlking September 20, 2018
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Protein Hoe

Someone who shares their protein products with many people
Georgia served made Alison some protein pancakes. That was our 'thing'. What a PROTEIN HOE!
by gotcha btch October 29, 2015
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