premature autocorrection

When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
by JRinSLC June 28, 2015
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Premature textulation

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it
Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"
by Anonymooski July 09, 2010
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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.
Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"
by Projectchik July 26, 2017
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premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.
I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.
by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015
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premature etextulation

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.
I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.
by bikewreckgary December 07, 2011
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Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.
Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.
by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018
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