So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009
Get the hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.mug. Any child of Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
by Bturus Backstabber March 9, 2020
Get the Pebblemug. While in a steam shower a man pours fruity pebbles in a girls cunt and jizzes on it and eats it out.
by skankaliscious November 16, 2011
Get the Sweaty Pebblemug. Bro, I was balls deep and went to nut but I pebbled instead. Luckily my turd rolled away and I acted like nothing happened.
by Cbish01 June 19, 2025
Get the Pebbledmug. Any child of Dwayne the Rock Johnson
by Bturus Backstabber March 9, 2020
Get the Pebblemug. by watevaforeva April 12, 2022
Get the Pebbledmug. When something is considered easy or not difficult. Unlike a boulder which is difficult to overcome, pebbles is lightwork.
by LilFishyBoi March 22, 2024
Get the Pebblesmug.