hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009

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crotch pebbles

The crusty "crumbs" in the groin area on either a male or a female.

I was wiping myself off and dusted off some crotch pebbles.

by crotchpebble January 9, 2011

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Pebbles Canard

Pornstar nickname of Conan O'Brien, derived from the name of his first pet and street of childhood residence.

Pebbles Canard did his classic sensual move, the "Coco-Oh-No," in his latest sizzling adult film.

by ds555 December 22, 2010

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Pebble dashed

The result of a shotgun shit, the spattering of poo all over the sides of the toilet bowl.

"It felt like too risky a fart to do without being sat on the toilet, I'm glad I didn't take a chance on it because as I let it rip some shit came out and I pebble dashed the sides of the bowl"

by bruciebaby October 15, 2014

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pebble toot

Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

by Jerry springer October 6, 2015

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