chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.

Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?

by ChiefHungLo August 20, 2014

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 3, 2020

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle September 19, 2012

Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018

Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

by Jigglypuff10 December 28, 2008

Patch licker

A woman who will do just about anything (fucking, sucking, cleaning, be a house mouse, licking your boots, etc.) to date a "patchholder." (members of a motorcycle club (MC)). Will do anything the man or MC wants. Looking to score a steady boyfriend ("old man") but rarely happens cause everyone knows she is a patch licker. She hangs around only for the status of being seen with a badass patchholder and/or MC.

Dude: Man, that chick is hot! Check her out.

Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.

by OneRide October 20, 2012