Person 1: "Hey, Did you hear? John is an ooftma."
Person 2: "What the fuck is an "ooftma"?"
Person 1: "The Gayest man alive"
Person 2: "What the fuck is an "ooftma"?"
Person 1: "The Gayest man alive"
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Get the oofalè mug.The 39th unofficial radioactive element on the Periodic Table. A substance secreted from a human's Oof-glands, a result of depressive emotions triggered by (a) tragic realization.
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