ocean marketing

1.) The direct opposite of good marketing
2.) Bad marketing
3.) Crying like a little bitch even though you are a 38 years old type marketing
4.) Borderline Personality Disorder

1.) Holy shit! They use clipart on their website? That's some ocean marketing.
2.) Really ... Welcome to the Internet ? Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were. (R) Ocean Marketing
3.) We are called ocean marketing because we are next to ocean. hurr

by streetdreams December 29, 2011

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

by dogfish83 December 30, 2011

Ocean City, NJ

The place where dreams come true. From sunrises on the beach to nights under the boardwalk, the people that call Ocean City home wouldn't have it any other way. Makeup is optional and a tan is a necessity, the backseats of Jeep Wranglers are sandy and so are everyone's feet. Shoobies from the inland and Pennsylvania take over the island from June to August, but it's worth it for the endless summer days in September and October. Corson's, Waverly, 1st Street, Brown's, OC Surf Cafe. This town may be dry, but these kids know how to party. It's not a summer in the books without a keg stand, a drunk bike ride home, or a run in with the cops. Home to two beautiful Wawa's, surfers, stoners, OCBP, and Express Pizza. All seven miles of this island are heaven.

"I'm thinking of going to the best place in the world this weekend." "Oh really, where?" "Ocean City, NJ, you have to come check it out."

by ocnj December 29, 2016

Ocean City NJ

ocean city nj-
probably the driest beach town you’ll ever visit, tho there’s 2 rockin liquor stores right across the bridge. you want good pancakes? we’ve got uncle bills. good ice cream? actually no fucking bomb ass ice cream?? aunt betty’s. the courts on 35th are the best place for pickup games, and to pick up some day surfers and night ballers (girls, the best time is 7-9 pm)! you tired after a long days of work getting your tan? don’t hesitate to call randazzo’s and get some of the best pizza in the city, of course aside mac and mancos. 7th street and the surf mall are the places to blow your summer money on, and you never walk out of them without a new henna or braids in your hair. OCBP never fails to make us stop and stare, and one of the biggest accomplishments is the pleasure to talk to one of these boys. family town or whatever the fuck, once you go you get attached, and if you’ve grown up here you can agree that no matter any other beach town you visit nothing beats our little home town of ocean city, and that is ocean city NJ, NOT ocean city MD!!!

Me: yo you’ve ever been to ocean city NJ??
Jack: no bro any fucking good?
Me: i suggest you getcho ass down there soon!!

by aschu January 16, 2018

Ocean Moment

When 🐟Oceanblue🗡 has a thought he shares with the world, usually incredibly stupid

Person: Why did you give your passwords to scammers?

Ocean: They said there were from Microsoft

Person: Ocean Moment

by Vortex_shark October 7, 2020

Ocean City

A town located on Maryland's eastern shore, where in the summer all of the drug dealer assholes come down from b-more (slang for Baltimore) and all of the western shore. But, in the winter you could kill someone in the middle of Costal Highway, which is the main road running through Ocean City, Fenwick Island, South Bethany, Bethany Beach, Dewey Beach (Dewey), Rehoboth Beach, Lewes and other towns I can't remember. You can also call 911 in the middle of January and a cop will show up in late May. Also most of the hotels and motels are closed because it's like fucking 50 degrees in the winter. And in the summer you have to deal with all of the tourons (tourist and moron put together) that enjoy tho create bar fights and car accidents that back up costal highway for 25 miles

Western shore person- can't wait to go to ocean city this summer!

by Akalakakumar November 6, 2013

Nigga Ocean

A large body of water located in Southwestern Utah. It is populated largely by mormons.

Black Mormon: I was out tanning on the Utah Coast.

White Male: Wait! Utah has an ocean?

Black Mormon: PSHAWWW

Another Black Mormon: THE NIGGA OCEAN!

by whocares2dance? October 22, 2009