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A good answer to a violent threat, if you can back it up!
I see you fingering a weapon in your jacket, so go on ... I can't stop you from trying ... Once.
by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2020
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by crazy I was crazy once March 24, 2023
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Twice up the barrel, once down the side

A self-contained phrase that states something is indisputably right during any kind of disagreement.
After debating for hours, Julie said to Mike, "No matter what you say, I will always know tennis balls are yellow, not green. Twice up the barrel, once down the side."
by Okaymegan February 18, 2013
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measure twice, cut once

Proverb

1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.

2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action
Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start
by Richardoyu September 19, 2010
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get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
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Ketchup Once

A twice fan that constantly uses old jokes like, tzuyoda, cheese kimbap, sanake, and iS sANa gaY XD. Can be seen on the Instagram explorer page
Ketchup once: OMG tzuyoda was so funny last night XD omg sanake getting her prey o_O
Normal once: ...
by LLuigi October 24, 2019
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I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.
"I rode a horse once"
"What?"
by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009
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