wank

moron: idiot

also can be used as “wanker
steve: bro i tripped during gym class today

jim: alright you wank
by lmaoWANK March 27, 2019
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the equivalent for fuck in the U.K./basically another work for fuck used in the U.K.
Evike: So how was last night with your boyfriend?

Tervon: shut the wank up tit!!! a shemale isn't a boy!!
by ihateu(:':(0_0):':)u January 03, 2012
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To play unnecessarily complex guitar leads very fast. Guitar diahreah.
I went to an Yngwie Malmsteen concert and all I heard him do was wank.
by Ned Sneed February 11, 2004
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term used to throw off parental units when describing whereabouts
mom: kevi where are you???
kevin: zork. wank!
by meepers July 22, 2006
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Although 'wank' usually refers to masturbation, in Philadelphia, it is used for absolutely anything. Similar in meaning to 'jawn,' 'wank' bascially takes on the verb form. 'Wank' is predominantly used when something small is done or accomplished.
Me: Look at muh beautiful half-court J nigga!
Niggaz: Shyt you aint makin this jawn nigga! Who you tryna play?
Me: (Makes Shot) Wank.
by Bawseman March 05, 2009
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to stroke or "wank" your genitalia
I was wanking last night
by pussy fart 321 November 27, 2015
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1. (n.) American slang for someone of British residence or lineage.

Started as a reaction to the Brits' use of yank, this American use of wank is fitting because it sums up the United Kingdom in one unmistakably British word.

2. (v.) A predominantely British term for masturbation. (see: wanker, bloody wanker)
<Lara_S> damn yank
<Raccoon> silly wank
by Raccoon February 17, 2004
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